Clouds behind the moon…AND…unilluminated part of moon is transparent???

Every since Argo posted a post on how stupid he thought the flat earth conspiracy theory was, I’ve been watching a ton of videos on it on youtube. But also I’ve started paying attention to the moon nightly. I’ve noticed clouds behind the moon….AND….that the unilluminated part of the moon looks transparent, in that at night its black and during the day its blue, same color as the sky.  So it got me wondering, if clouds go behind the moon when its not a full moon (i’ve so far only seen them myself, that I can remember, behind a FULL moon) then would the unilluminated part of the moon really be transparent? would the clouds behind the moon be visible through that blue spot on the moon?  So I scowered youtube to see if there was a video showing such a thing, and there is.

Warning, the guy uses the F-word several times and the N-word in his sign off phrase. But you don’t need the sound on to enjoy this awesome quirk of nature that totally proves NASA and Science are full of crap.  ENJOY!!!!

My new satellite has discovered an earth-like planet! See the stunning new pics! TWO!!!!!

Its only been about an hour since my last post (My new satellite has discovered an earth-like planet! See the stunning new pics!) and already my new satellite (Brainerdnik1) has discovered not one but TWO new earth-like planets with breathable atmosphere!  We can live there! We can literally go live there! like literally!!!!!

Zebra-earth

Zebra Earth with Zebra Moon, both inhabited by Zebra People

No lions allowed. Sorry Cecil.

moving-clouds

Toxic Future Earth with “don’t tread on me” graffiti on the moon….see we really did get to the moon! (observe that the clouds have moved between the first and second image)

My satellite jumped 50 billion years into the future to get that one! But don’t worry, in about 3 hours it should make it back through the black hole to our timeline so we can keep finding new earth-like planets.  Next time we’ll probably find some SUPER EARTHS!

Wow this is exciting!

My new satellite has discovered an earth-like planet! See the stunning new pics!

In order to not let NASA be the only one discovering new earth-like planets in space, yesterday I started BSEA (Brainerd Space Exploration Agency) and launched my first satellite, Brainerdnik1, into space.  It has already reached its target destination of 1.8 quintillion miles out from the earth, as of 1 hour ago.  And stunning images of new planets have begun rolling in.  Here is the first one, which I dub, BELP-0001 (pronounced Brainerd Earth-like Planet Zero Zero Zero One).  More to come as my satellite explores the reaches of space over the coming months.

New earth-like planet discovered by my Brainerdnik1 Satellite

New earth-like planet discovered by my Brainerdnik1 Satellite

UPDATE!!! THIS JUST IN!!!! AMAZING NEWS!!!

A second earth-like planet was just discovered! According to our extremely scientific system, we have dubbed it BELP-0002 (pronounced Brainerd Earth-like Planet Zero Zero Zero Two).  But some of our nerdier technicians have nicknamed it Planet Bufficon, and the moon orbiting it Sailor Moon.  I’m not sure why though.

Bufficon orbited by its moon Sailor Moon

Bufficon orbited by its moon Sailor Moon

NASA proves the earth is flat with new images from the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite

I scaled this to half the size of the original GIF from NASA so it would load faster, but this is the new GIF released by NASA at http://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/from-a-million-miles-away-nasa-camera-shows-moon-crossing-face-of-earth which they claim is a real time-lapse set of photos from space taken by the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite.

It might be impressive, seeing as how it shows at least a 12 hour rotation of the earth(!) with the moon orbiting it to boot(!)…but the CGI artist forgot to make the clouds move. Nice try NASA. Or should I say, Good job making the flat earthers look good NASA!

New GIF from NASA

New GIF from NASA

I’m totally convinced now that the earth is a ball inside a NASA super-computer from the 60s…and that contrary to my everyday observations with my own eyes, clouds do NOT ever move. Thanks NASA!

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