I call him that because he’s the limp-wristedest Arminian on earth (if he really is an Arminian at all), constantly defending the Calvinists, to the point that many people suspect him of being one, or read his stuff and come away from it not even realizing that he claims to be an Arminian.
The exchange can be found on Roger E. Olson’s patheos.com blog post, Calvinism Appearing in Unexpected (and Innapropriate) Places (in which he puts on a pretty good show of being an Arminian).
The Calvinists are part of the New World Order. They’ve been tasked with destroying Christianity to pave the way for it. They are part of the Jesuits created by the Catholic church to destroy non-Catholic churches.
This is so bizarre that I have to assume you’re making some kind of point with parody or satire. Please explain, though.
The NWO plan consists both of a one world government and for a one world religion to replace Christianity. On both points Calvinism is instrumental.
First, Calvinism paints God as evil, causing a massive rise in atheism, precisely what the NWO needs to accomplish its goals.
Second, Calvinism massively divides Christianity so that the NWO can conquer it.
Third, Calvinism breeds in its followers the sort of military state mentality that the NWO needs. It breeds notions of a totalitarian theocrasy. Granted, the resulting theocrasy will not be Calvinist, but it prepares the young minds full of mush that are raised Calvinist, become atheists, and then become the supporters of the NWO, to have a mindset of total government control of all thought.
Fourth, Calvinism and Masonry came about at the same time, as did the Jesuits. Its often been thought in Catholic circles that the Jesuits were created by the Calvinists to Protestantize the Catholic church. It can easily be viewed the other way, or that both were spawned by the Masons to destroy both the Protestant and Catholic churches.
This is so bizarre that I don’t even quite know how to respond. Would anyone else like to try?
This is how I’ve always known you are really a Calvinist. You always want to defend them. Here, however, although you desire to, you can’t. Because I’ve exposed their plot too thoroughly.
You are too funny! 🙂